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Saturday, December 24, 2005

my fucking space my ass

holy fuck i hate myspace.

it loads slowly. it's pointless.

it's perfect for the attention seeking ego driven shitfucks of the world.

i hate, hate, hate it.

use tightcircle or email.

why do i have to log on to see your fucking message?

this is why, because maybe i'll click on an advertisement.

just send me a fucking email. please. just send me an email.

dean at mightycheese dot com

i'll answer it.

don't worry. i really like you. i do. and i really think your funny profile and your picture is really funny and ironic. really. and i'm quite impressed at all the pretty girls who are your friends. and you gals, you sure are pretty and i definitely respect you. i mean, who wouldn't respect you? but yes, you are very hot and sexy but that doesn't mean that i just want to shower your tits with my manchowder... no, of course not... and the 11 pictures you have of yourself drunk in your underwear in the bathroom at the skybar and in the dave matthews band bus... well, i *get* it. you're just playing. deep down, you're just a normal gal who likes to "keep it real".

the pictures of the guys with ironic sideways trucker caps and abs are awesome.

i love the following things:

"definately"
"you are a looser"
"you make me shutter"
"ur hott, grl"
"your hot"
"your so prity"
"liek"
a plural with an apostrophe:
"this is me being naughty with the girl's from work!!! (shay, you are horrible! jk, lmao rotfl!!!)"

you know, in spite of what you may think, i am an optimist. i think the world is getting better and better. there is more comfort and beauty for more people and that's really what we're all looking for, right? comfort and beauty... yet, i log on to myspace because someone can't just send me an email for some reason and, after i'm on for nine hours because i am forced to surf from moronic profile to moronic profile like a moth is forced to die by lightbulb, i want everyone on the planet to drown slowly.

and yes, i was in summer school.

i just previewed this. how about a fucking line break or cr? hmm? is that so hard to program you looser? liek, you're web sight definately make me shutter!

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