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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Thank You. Thank You. Thank You.

I would like to thank the cunts from Jet Blue and/or the TSA who stole the computer bag with the two computers used for the Nigerian Spam Scam from my suitcase. I hope you enjoy the computers and the cables and couplers I also use for Coreyoke.

I hope that you continue working your shitty job where you can justify stealing stuff from people who work. I hope the drugs you're buying with my shit make you feel better about your miserable fucking life.

I would also like to offer you two free tickets to see Jewtopia you motherfucking cunts.



Anonymous DavidH said...

motherfucking cunts indeed - hope it didn't completely mess up your plans; having recently had my second bag of camera/laptop gear purloined I've concluded that it's best to assume that everyone else in the world is a motherfucking cunt until ample evidence is offered to the contrary.

I've found it helps to pick a particularly unpleasant illness and assume the indolent, shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool scraping motherfucking cunt who took your gear will shortly die from it's effects - I recommend syphilis.

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